Scribbles of the Nautilis

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

This is why I HATE illiterate "no0bs"!! Part 2

Okies, umm....I actually tried to wake this dude up with some insults, and he didn't seem to understand them. This time, he made a good role-play involving DNA, plants, and anthropods. But what's the problem? This except was towards the end of my being online last night/this morning:
Miqmiq89: "2 bad i u found me. u shuld have let me di, she said her mouth opening, showing a sieng of a whale.
Surge7221: (what?0
Miqmiq89: (You can't understand that?)
Surge7221: no.)
Miqmiq89: (Want to correct all my grammer?)
Surge7221: just make it readable.))
Miqmiq89: (Funny. Our ideas about that are so different. As you can see, the standards, effort and care that I put in isn't what's being typed right now.)
Surge7221: (what the hell is the sign of the wale?)
Miqmiq89: (..Wale?...You mean whale, right?)
Surge7221: (yah.0
Miqmiq89: (What are whales known for?)
Surge7221: "being the biggest mamals in the world.)
Miqmiq89: (Which means..?)
Surge7221: they eat alot of smallest animals in the world.
Miqmiq89: (And that's just a small amount, right?)
Surge7221: yah.
Miqmiq89: (So you're telling me whales don't eat that much? They can satisfy their hunger in a snap?)
Surge7221: no.
Miqmiq89: (So, Socrates, what have we learned?)
Surge7221: they eat lots.
Miqmiq89: (And what's the sin of gluttony?)
Surge7221: eating tomuch.
Miqmiq89: (Hey, you wanna Nobel for that?)
Surge7221: ...........
Surge7221: new?
Miqmiq89: Nah, I'm gonna go off to bed. I need to finish my costume for this week's con, and I need to get a head start on it because my brother's birthday is tomorrow. See ya later.

....Hey, look! I think he got it! But he wanted to start a new one. O_o Okay, wtf? >_< If I do stumble upon any illiterate no0bs who want to role-play with me, this is where their conversations will go. And I'll actually try to make them feel how I feel when I look at their sentences and want to correct them, to make them better. When people type like this all the time, I make these assumptions depending on how long I've known them:
1) They're children, and need to be treated as such.
2) They're bs-ing, and not really caring or putting much effort. This especially follows in forums, since they have plenty of examples to look at.
3) They might have just got their computer, and are still getting used to typing/role-playing on the fly.

I'm not exactly a Grammer Nazi, since I mispell words in a form of dialect, but I don't think all people like that can't type, hence assumption #3. And it's true...some people do. I've known this guy for about...umm....'bout a year, and he's online a lot of the time. Can you guys at least see where I'm coming from?

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